Bfn Networks Episodes Podcasts on Planet Shark

10/23/08: Filthy Creatures

Thu October 23 2008

The following is a basic summary for the October 23, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributin... read more

The following is a basic summary for the October 23, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Maya Dynamite! SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live) Bossy Introductions Maya's New Surname Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience) Pandering for a Positive Reference Song: Guster / Careful The Big Scare: No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks) A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle's Vague Tranny Experience) The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice) The Appropriate First Reaction How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka "You'll Never Leave Me!") High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota) The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous) Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times The Big Scare (cont.): The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!) Learning All the Symptoms (aka "What Do I Have?") Fast-Track Testing Negative and Borderline Vindictive Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka "Got No Time for STDs!") The Darkest Irony BOB DUBILINA'S NEW RULE The Only Way to Have Safe Sex "You Are All Filthy Vessels!" The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!) Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down Positive-Negative?! BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week! Kyle's Stressful Summer: SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark) Subtle Pressure from Kyle's Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect) Matched with the Ex on OKCupid Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines) Act 2 Goes Missing The New Car Gets Towed Song: The Damnwells / What You Get Meeting The Damnwells Bob's Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate) Kyle's Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip) The Most Dangerous Tease "Step It Up!" Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M'aidez) The Girl with Magic Pants Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump 'n Grind) Our Next Locations on the List Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up - Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!) Tell It to Facebook! Rejecting All New Suitors Kyle & Maya Schedule a Platonic Date Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It's BFN Networks! Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our episodes! www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you! www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews read less

10/21/08: Lust Without Borders

Tue October 21 2008

The following is a basic summary for the October 21, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Sp... read more

The following is a basic summary for the October 21, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: Impromptu Electronica Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live) Incredibly Hectic Introductions (aka Hip-Deep in Couchsurfers and the CIFF) Self-Made Man via One Night Stands (aka Throwing Down with Fatty Pneumonia) Bringing On the Bad Stuff (aka The Method Terrorist) The Morally Sound Slut A Better Solution Abroad Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse Destination: Montreal Chasing After Lou (aka "Happy Birthday, MEWN!") The Wolf (& Other Nicknames) Geographic Guesswork: North America Version Canada: A Whole 'Nother Country The International Carpool ("Objection! . . . Or Something.") The Long-Awaited Heartfelt Discussion (Complete with Unintentional Foreign Audience!) Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains A Taste of Maple Liqueur (aka Waffle Mouth) A Million Little Setbacks (aka Border Guards and Bad Directions) Winded Greetings Sleeping Bobby (aka "Wake Me Up for Cokes!") Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo Bottoms Up #2! (aka "This Needs More Syrup”) The Representation of Change (aka One Tough Dollar) A Goldmine of Gorgeous Women (aka Crushing the Eurodouche) How Chicago Corrupted Our Standards Sucker: A Definition The Feral Wolf (aka The Craziest Chick Bob Could Ever Hope For) Roped, Gagged, Delivered Aggressively Submissive Song: People In Planes / Flesh & Blood Bottoms Up #3 (aka "Lou Will Fucking Cut You!") With A Friend Like Melissa: Immediately Suspicious of the New Guy "You Are Not a Threat to Me!" (aka Assured of Your Rightful Place) The Power Play (aka Pure Left, Corrupt Right) Giving the Girls Alone Time Enticing Tara-Lee Divvying Up Lou(?) Back to Bob Bashing The Wolves Send 'Em on Their Way! A Different Approach to Self-Repair The Heavier the Heart, The Longer the Distance Song: Conor Oberst / Moab The Hannah Ultimatum (aka Northern Dubilina, Southern Ramos) Keep 'Em Separated (or Prepare for the Worst!) Destination: Costa Rica The Adventurous Pen Pal "Living Well is the Best Revenge!" Top Secret Great Escape One Small Snag with Keeping Quiet (aka "I'm Feeling Pretty Spontaneous . . .") Song: Cordero / Abre La Ventana Bottoms Up #4 (aka The Legend of Leshik) Natalie's Checklist (& A Few Special Surprises) In the Shadow of Her Escapades Our Own Private Paradise Five Days of Strange Chemistry R&R Buzzkill Back in the Game! Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea The War on Sleep Big Thanks to the International Mistresses Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Get Over It! Song: Red Wanting Blue / Where You Wanna Go Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our episodes! www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you! www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews read less

10/16/08: Rebound By Love

Thu October 16 2008

The following is a basic summary for the October 16, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Sp... read more

The following is a basic summary for the October 16, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 18). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The 18 Ultimatum Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live) "Welcome to Season 18!" Introductions It Pays to Be Co-Host (aka No Money for the Man in Charge) Per Usual, Behind Schedule (aka Illiterate and Unintelligible) Rebuilding Momentum (aka Getting Over Getting Dumped) Revolving Door Regulars (aka Seeking New Season Ticket Holders) Song: Ike Reilly / I Don't Want What You Got (Goin' On) Back on the Bachelor Bike Three Months of Voluntary Celibacy (aka Increasingly Bizarre Porn Discoveries) Worst. Booty. Call. EVER: Emotional Scar Show & Tell Late Night Proposition vs. Good Night's Rest Buck Naked Dealbreaker (aka Please Accessorize the Nudity!) Bloated Buzzkill (aka Kyle's Questionable Bedroom Activities) Completely. Inappropriate. Passive-Aggressive. Behavior. Attempting to Defuse a Precarious Situation Ousted! Locked Out & Texting The Disgruntled Hero (aka "Let's Chalk This Up to a Bad Night") Destined for a Miserable Existence (aka Beyond JoJenniMaeve) Song: Acceptance / In Too Far Rockstar or __________ Late Night with the Au Pairs (aka Two Germans and a Thai) "Wouldn't It Be Funny If . . . ?" Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo The Awkward Ride Home (aka "Thanks for Being Such Good Sports!") Epic Labor Day Weekend 2008: Tim's House Party (aka Killing for Kensington) Wicker Park Conga Line Lesbian with a Mean Right Hook Blood Sausage: A (Disgustingly Detailed) Definition Going Home with Strangers (aka Post-Brunch Walk of Shame) Kyle's Tranny Encounter Segue Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker There Will Be Blood Sausage! The Ultra-Ambitious One Night Stand (aka Bob, The Couchsurfer & The OKCupider) Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For Random Girls on the Radar Specific Guidelines for the Period Raw, Empty and Desperate to Escape Sign-Off: One Night Ain't Gonna Fix It, It's BFN Networks! Song: The Great Crusades / God Gave Me Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our episodes! www.BFNinYourEars.com/Episodes Also, we have a lot of great band interviews for you to discover! Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Alexa Wilkinson, Garrison Starr, Joshua James, The Spares and so much more! There's even an extensive selection of free music in it for you! www.BFNinYourEars.com/Interviews read less

08/28/08: The Big Snip (Part 2)

Thu August 28 2008

The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributing... read more

The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormones With Feet: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos Contributing Ritalin Ranger: Maya Dynamite! SUMMARY: Special BFN Opener: The Vasectomy Inspectors Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor Rejected & Exiled Introductions The BFN Vasectomy Trilogy: Full Disclosure (aka Why?) The Big Snip (Part 1) (aka What?) The Big Snip (Part 2) (aka How?) Rogue Vasectomizer (aka "Deal, Mate!") "My Mom Got A Vasectomy" Song: Kings Of Leon / Sex On Fire Yes, Maya, We Know You Lost Your Virginity to Tyler Durden The Consultation: A Brief Rundown on Dr. Mostowfi & His Technique (aka VasectomyChicago.com) Grilling the Patient (aka Jack Bauer, M.D.) Dreading the Orgasm VCFs for Everyone! (aka Two-Hour Window, Four-Hour Lasagna) The Average Patient Greenlight for Vasectomy! Song: Meiko / Boys With Girlfriends Disgusted with Kyle's Dating Streak Vasectomy Myths & Facts: What Is A Vasectomy? (aka Detroit Goes On Strike) A Lighter Load? The Cruelest Assumptions from Your Closest Friends (aka The Eunuch Who Hated Children and Condoms) "You Can Always Get It Reversed" (aka Bob Is Legend/Cosmetic Surgery Timebomb) Anti-Sperm Antibodies Kyle Ramos' Special Donations (aka Fallback Fathers) Another Special BFN Reunion . . . Without Bob Song: Red Wanting Blue / Red Ryder Special Thanks in the Liner Notes The Procedure: Going Completely Smooth (aka Bic That Shit!) Follow the Instructions! (You Can Do It!) No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For) Getting in the Mood (aka "Where's My Vasectomy Mix CD?") Just a Little Bit of Pressure Working Magic Through a Small Hole (aka SCRELL-O) The Even Number Child Theory Remembering Joel's Advice (aka The Makings of a Responsible Man) Final Words of Support Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro) The Recovery: No Restrictions?! The Sinister Chauffeur (aka Stand & Deliver 2: Year of the Ramos) Poor Choice for a Home-Cooked Meal (aka A Couch in the Kitchen) The Unforeseen Perils of Mexican Food Testing the Equipment (aka A Vigorous Bout of Masturbation) Song: Local H / November: Blur The Recovery (cont.): Gently Seducing the Wounded (aka Beware the Monster Bruising) The Thrill of a Smooth Crotch (or the '70s Singer-Songwriter Look) A Sweeter Spoonful Another Alternative to Vasectomy Quoted in the RedEye A Sense of Finality (aka Choose Your Own Extinction) Fair Warning on the First Date 'Cause Parenthood Shifts Priorities Informing the Masses A Whole New Ballgame The Accidental Vasectomy Song: Cordero / Ruleta Rusa Season 17: The Best Batch of Interviews We've Done to Date A Great Investment for the Future (aka "More Money = More Better!") The One Guideline You Must Follow Dead at 28! (aka The Power of the Deadline) A Clean Bill of Sterility And the Honor Goes to . . . Maya! Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Annnd Snip! Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Exit Through You read less

08/28/08: The Big Snip (Part 1)

Thu August 28 2008

The following is a basic summary for the August 28, 2008 episode of BFN Networks (Season 17). Hormone With Feet: Bob Dubilina Special Guest: Dr. Kiu M... read more